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you dont know how long i’ve been waiting for the day you call me, ask me to come over, and watch movies with you all day. i would love that more than anything in the world, i really, really would.
- police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!
- me: not with that attitude
Why I can't sext
- Them: I want to lick you up and down and shove you against the wall and hear you moan.
- Me: Yes i'm okay with this.
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When I’m married, I never want to fight in front of my kids because I know I hated seeing that shit.
(Source: jdgx, via daretodreamofhappiness)
(Source: meme4u, via wemakeitcute)
(Source: dirtygoods-, via sammiebaby502)
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